COMMON MISCONCEPTIONS- GUYS

Women they are all around us. Yet we are at loss to comprehend them. Look beyond their charms and you 'll encounter behaviour that confuses even the most seasoned!!!
Girls are often misleading according to guys who just cant seem to decipher the female replies and goes on making assumptions which ultimately disappoints him and moreover he holds the female responsible for his assumptions. Dont just sit bac and then say "she led me on"
The following list provides u with a list of instances in which guys usually miss the hint provided by girls and start making assumptions.

Situation 1.
A girl smiles at you often
Your response: She is in love!!! i am gonna propose...(OK here a bit cruel towards guys or may be i am right!!! )
Reality: Don't fall for it. Girls always want to b "NICE GIRLS" so don't be surprised if they smile at you and behave as if they are concerned about you. Simply that she smiles at you doesn't mean that she is in love with you. She is trying to b nice or may b she is playing it safe. So BEWARE!!!

Situation 2.
The girl accepts your phone calls and talks to you for a long time
Your response: She loves talking to me... I am fun to be with and she enjoys my company...
Reality: As long as the girls doesn return your calls she doesn even care a shit abt ye and this is no love and i mean it.

Situation 3.
The girl spontaneously laughs at all your weak jokes as if all your jokes are funny and given a chance even you wouldn laugh at those jokes!!!
Your response: Is she trying to embarrass me???
Reality: She badly loves you man and wants to convey tat u are simply out of the world even though you sound like a retard to others... It happens in love!!!

Situation 4
The girl comments tat u resemble a certain celebrity whom she considers hot
Translation: She considers both u and the celebrity HOT!!! lucky U have a blast(if u lke tat girl too)...

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